One More Nursery Rhyme...sorry.

Jack Horner?

Little Jack Horner
sat in a corner
eating his Christmas pie,
He just wasn’t happy
in fact he felt crappy
But wait, I’ll tell you why.
His darling wife Mary
had become quite contrary
when her flowers wilted and died.
He said, "Let me please you."
She answered, "Oh geez you
look stupid with your thumb in a pie."
"But wait, I’m still handsome
I’m virile and then some"
He said with a gleam in his eye.
She keeled over laughing,
for air she was grasping
He thought she surely would die.
She said to Jack Horner
who sulked in the corner,
"It’s my fault, I should have been wiser.
Your B.S. spread thick,
would have done the trick
for my flowers as fertilizer.

©Vrd7/27/99